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21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.

DON'T FEAR THE REAPER - This Administration needs more Cowbell. Where's Christopher Walken when you need him?

This guy -

TAGS: democrat scientists no qualification needed other than being liberal
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 7, 2014, 10:35 pm
'Don't buy a mansion on the coast like I did because I said sea levels are going to rise 20ft'
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 4:02 pm
"do like I say, not like I do"

NEW & IMPROVED - The Department of "Just Us" by Eric Holder. New Logo included. Justice, Schmustice, who needs it anymore???




TAGS: don t need
Rating: 4.11/5

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Welcome Home -

THIOMAS JEFFERSON: - I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

YOU EXIST - Therefore tyrannical liberals will regulate the living shit out of you; what you wear, how you live, what you eat and wear and what you do; remember what patriots did over a little tea tax?

which group are you -

TAGS: which group deplorables basement dwellers needy latinos
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - November 9, 2016, 10:34 am
I am in the Group called Backwards Ideology.

Why raise the minimum wage? -


2nd party -

HERMAN CAIN SUGGESTS - That "Occupy Wall Street" protestors should be occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I think he's clearly nailed this one

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - plain and simple

TAGS: eye of needle
Rating: 4.64/5

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RANGEL (D-NEW YORK) - The latest in a line of corrupt career Congressmen, Charlie's new job will be the poster child for term limits.

CHANGE - From dignity to arrogance

JOB DESCRIPTION - pretty much all you need to know to be a community organizer from ACORN!

MITT ROMNEY FOUGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR - for the confederates i heard it on the internet so it must be true

Liberals think guns are a threat? -

GRANDPAWS - fought in WWII so after they are dead they can keep voting

Meaning of 'help' and 'hurt' confuse liberals -


OBAMA VOTERS - Need brains!

IF WE COULD ONLY..... - Get rid of soda, salt, junk food, guns, carbon dioxide and conservatives, the world would be a much better place!!!

Wished it was that easy here -

Mars has global warming too -

Destroy another nation -

Obamascare compared to Apple -

Obamacare covers birth control? -

Shutdown -

lets trade 12 million illegals in America -

TAGS: problem solved no amnesty needed
Rating: 4.64/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 12:17 pm
Huh? Military votes count?
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 11:29 am
Are all of the illegals in that picture lined up to vote in the US elections? Or to get their welfare checks?
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 11:23 am
Never happen. The Democrats need the votes. And marines aren't known for voting leftist



TAGS: need not apply
Rating: 4.33/5

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JGalt - January 20, 2013, 8:25 pm
Thank-Q 1 point sniper liberal hyppo-crite!

The next president? -

Self -

ANY ONE OF THEM.... - Would make a better president than Obama, but we must give them a supermajority of Republican senators as Newt reminded us....

EXTREME GLOBAL WARMING - Democrats need the Republicans

TAKE YOUR CHANGE - And get off at the next exit

Our president -

TAGS: we need another party
Rating: 4/5

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Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 1:59 pm
The GOP are certainly not absolved of culpability. Good point PFox.
PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 10:18 am
Do you also complain about the meeting the GOP top brass had when he was elected, to do as much as possible to stand in the way? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/25/robert-dra**r-anti-obama-campaign_n_1452899.html

NOVEMBER 2, 2010 - Looks like it's back to reality

OBAMA AND BORDERS - Since Israel is to go back to 1967 borders, will he also give the southwest back to Mexico as well? With our open border policy, .....it might as well be...

RHETORICAL QUESTION - If these Wisconsin protestors have all this time they don't show up for work....doesn't this really prove we don't really need them to run the gov't???

THE SECRET SERVICE - Who wants to bet that Obama will demand Secret Service Protection even after he is no longer the President? Gov. Daley in Chicago already pulled that number with his own bodyguards.

50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR SPEAKER - Paul Simon considers new lyrics for his hit song. Well, technically, wasn't it more like 77 seats, not 50?

OBESITY - And Michelle Obama thinks only our kids need to go on a diet! How about putting Americans back to work and not putting everyone on government handouts!

NO MONEY NEEDED - These facilities won't have to be built. No one will get the health care they need.


I SAID… - Get that tree off my lawn Hey Obama that is America's lawn

Socialism -

THUMBING THEIR NOSES - Yeah, that's pretty much what the current administration thinks of the will of the AMERICAN voter.

SAVING PRIVATE LYIN - Not possible at this point.

LOUGHNER'S OTHER FAVORITE BOOK - This guy is left wing right wing bat shit crazy and I hope they fry him ASAP.


THANKS AGAIN REPUBLICANS - For making the United States look like the village idiot.

TAGS: disabled people don t need republicans
Rating: 1.8/5

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PapaFox - December 8, 2012, 4:18 am
The treaty was negotiated by the George W. Bush Administration in 2006. Try to keep up with the rest of the class.
PapaFox - December 8, 2012, 2:53 am
The disabilities community and veterans groups strongly supported it. Once again, the Republican Party shoots itself in the foot in order to pander to the lunatic fringe.
PapaFox - December 8, 2012, 2:53 am
This was an American effort proposed to the UN, based on our own Disability Act of 1990 passed under Bush Sr, later amended under Bush Jr. It made no demands on the US. It required no funding from the US.
foxrecon19d - December 7, 2012, 11:24 pm
President: Democrat// Secretary of State: Democrat// Controling powers of America: Democrat// Thanks Democrats for being the village idiot
JGalt - December 7, 2012, 11:10 pm
you think an organization as corrupt as the UN is going to fix the US? bwhahahaha. The rest of us know they want to loot and pillage our wealth to give it to other dictators and despots



did not need as much help -


so crooked -

Going "Full Putin" -

I agree! -

lie-berals don't need walls around the country -

What We Need in Congress -

TAGS: congress law repeal overturn need
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 5, 2016, 7:28 pm
Starting with Obama's unconstitutional laws!

you don't need this -

needs -

TAGS: needs
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - February 13, 2016, 3:37 pm

It's my party -

got a rant -

TAGS: facts reasonability not needed
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - March 22, 2017, 5:07 pm
LOL! That's funny! Upvoted

Trump Administration Has Mental Retardation -

America: Backward Gerontocracy -

A frothy mix -

TAGS: santorum science needsl a towel
Rating: 4.58/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 12, 2015, 7:00 pm
5Ls =p

winter storm Venus -

TAGS: extraordinary claims need extraordinary proof and in man made climate change there is none
Rating: 4/5

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calron - May 16, 2015, 8:12 pm
Climate =/= weather.

liberals don't need facts -